Unfortunately I need to use WASAPI loopback recording which was introduced in 2.0.5 so this is a real issue. I have a 3 ghz I7 Windows 7 64 bit computer which usually loads everything in milliseconds.
My guess is that your anti-virus was scanning Audacity before launching it - perhaps because it was installed by directly running the downloaded exe. Then by moving around different versions of Audacity, your anti-virus has now worked out that Audacity is a known application. This is only conjecture, but it could account for the mystery
There are probably multiple reasons 2.x is slower. A lot goes on when Audacity launches, such as querying audio devices and looking for LAME and FFmpeg.
1.3.0 did not support FFmpeg, and only used one audio host (MME). 2.x.x has to query audio devices for supported sample rates and other features separately through three hosts (MME, Windows DirectSound and Windows WASAPI). The Windows DirectSound queries are known to cause a slowdown.
1.2.x and 1.3.0 read and wrote a small number of settings directly in the Windows Registry. 2.x.x has lots more settings stored in an audacity.cfg text file.
Do you have a Solid State Drive, grkn? On my Hard Disk Drive system, excluding Audacity from Windows Defender and MalwareBytes Anti-Exploit only saves a few seconds off the 30 seconds to 45 seconds Audacity normally takes to launch.