Can we burn these spammers somehow please

Can we burn these spammers somehow please, pretty please.

WC

No, really. I got a great deal on shoes by following one of these links.
Koz

Burn them? At the stake?

If not, then maybe as an effigy? That’s not as much fun though.

And Koz, we all know the best deal for shoes on the Internet is zappos.com